m4dd7:

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craved:

“Intimacy is the capacity to be rather weird with someone - and finding that that’s ok with them.”

— Alain de Botton (via quotemadness)

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earthdad:
“let this event be known
”

earthdad:

let this event be known

β€œFall in love with somebody who will never let you go to sleep wondering if you still matter.”
— Unknown (via deeplifequotes)
β€œRelax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.”
— Johanna de Silentio (via quotemadness)
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spaceagelovesong3:

i hate middle aged people any time you mention that you’re tired they’re like just wait until you’re 30 THEN you’ll see. like… first off i’m dying sometime in the next 3-5 years so jot that down

whitegirlsaintshit:
“ st3fan00:
“ Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
”
those are his hooves you bitch
”

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

inothernews:

sea-org:

SHE DROVE ME HERE

Everyone and everything in this outtake though.

taliasturm:

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the fuck you looking at keep scrolling

Hello I just wanted to tell everyone I’m EXTRA sensitive and EXTRA dramatic

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Most men love you bc of how you make THEM feel not bc they actually like YOU

clowncare:

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

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3ozoj:
“My face when the Dairy Queen worker flips my blizzard upside down
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3ozoj:

My face when the Dairy Queen worker flips my blizzard upside down

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